I'll make you a deal
The scene: Dad out of house on a secret mission. 12-year-old Boy asks Mom to play Xbox with him, knowing full well that peacemonger Mom has simply not discovered the joy that awaits her in those cheerful, loving shoot-em-up games.
Mom, who knows full well that Boy has not discovered the joy that awaits him when using 2 pointy sticks and string: "You want me to play Xbox? I want you to learn to knit. I'll make you a deal. I'll show you how to knit. You knit a few rows and I'll play Xbox with you for five minutes. For every few rows more, I'll play another 5 minutes."
Boy, with gleam in eye: "Deal."
Scene: A little while later, a few minutes into Xbox game.
Mom, who is prone to motion sickness: "Wow, these graphics move fast. It's making me dizzy. Yes, I see the machine gun over there. No, really. It's really making me dizzy. I can't do this. I'm going to puke."
Boy: "Heh heh...Do I still get to play?"
Mom: "Yeah. I need air."
Scene: Mom exits. A while later, Mom comes into living room to discover Boy on couch, knitting.
Mom: "You know I can't play that game with you, so this doesn't get you more video game time."
Boy: "Yeah, I know. But this is kind of fun. Hey, help, did I drop a stitch here? Is it true there are only two kinds of stitches to learn and I already know one of them?"
Mom: "You bet. It's all just knit and purl."
Boy: "Cool. Do you think I could make a hat?"
Mom: "Absolutely!"
Mom, who knows full well that Boy has not discovered the joy that awaits him when using 2 pointy sticks and string: "You want me to play Xbox? I want you to learn to knit. I'll make you a deal. I'll show you how to knit. You knit a few rows and I'll play Xbox with you for five minutes. For every few rows more, I'll play another 5 minutes."
Boy, with gleam in eye: "Deal."

Mom, who is prone to motion sickness: "Wow, these graphics move fast. It's making me dizzy. Yes, I see the machine gun over there. No, really. It's really making me dizzy. I can't do this. I'm going to puke."
Boy: "Heh heh...Do I still get to play?"
Mom: "Yeah. I need air."
Scene: Mom exits. A while later, Mom comes into living room to discover Boy on couch, knitting.
Mom: "You know I can't play that game with you, so this doesn't get you more video game time."
Boy: "Yeah, I know. But this is kind of fun. Hey, help, did I drop a stitch here? Is it true there are only two kinds of stitches to learn and I already know one of them?"
Mom: "You bet. It's all just knit and purl."
Boy: "Cool. Do you think I could make a hat?"

